Just too tired

Well do you ever just feel worn out tired and disenchanted?

That has been me the last few days life catches up to you and the simplest tasks just seem ginormous.  And yes ginormous is a word it maybe a Rachel word but still a word.

I had one of those weeks where the world seemed to fall apart at the seams or rather I did.

Ok so the point is I am back and here is a odd observation/ annoyance.  lol
Do you ever see something in your peripheral vision and it wont go away? Well this happened to me and it took me a minute to register what that something was.  It turned out to be my own nose.  Now here is my concern am I the only one that this happens to and if so that means that if my nose is so big it gets in the way of my vision what does it do to other people's vision?

The worst thing is to think that our nose and ears never quit growing if that does not scare the heck out of you what else will.  In fact maybe that answers the question as to why my nose is in my line of site .I swear a year ago I could not have seen it.  But if it did grow so rapidly in the last year how big will it be when I am 80?

Just something to put in the back of your mind in case someday you wake up and can see your nose too.

Flash Back 2008...Free Falling through the year!!

OK! So there are so many stories to tell and I love to tell tales.  HA!

Well, do you ever make a motto for a year (I am  alive in 2005, Everything will be fixed in 2006 , It will be Heaven in 2007) so with those being said it brings us to 2008.  It will be GREAT in 2008, I will lose weight in 2008 awesome goals and motto for a year.  Ya think.

2007 was a crapola year definitely not heaven as stated above. So I was so happy to move on with the new year. 

So January 1, 2008 I woke up headed out to work, yep I had to work New Year's day.  Working at Hospital has it's pitfalls as well as joy's.  Well I stepped out the door (chanting in my head my little motto) and although there was no snow.  The ramp outside of the door was apparently slippery or I was clumsy down I went flat on my back.  I laid there a minute processing and then I sat up got moving to car.  The drive to work was less than 10 minutes but I was now running late.  I stepped out of the car ( tried to step out of the car) got my foot caught some how and fell out of the car.  I had just set a personal record of falling twice in 10 minutes.  Other than when I went skiing in which I fell every 10 seconds or so.  My idea of skiing now is sitting in the lodge with Hot Chocolate.

Humbled I laid there for a minute looked up at the sky talked to GOD and said I get it you got my attention.  I started to get up and realized that I was not alone there was a very beautiful DR looking down asking about my welfare.  I replied quickly "I am OK I just saying a prayer."  I also learned to never pick a Motto for a year as it is bound to disappoint you in the end.

Good bye for now and be careful when you say your prayers.

I have 2 right feet...

Have you ever been in a great big hurry or just plain tired as you are getting ready for work?  Have you? Have you? Have you?

Ok is that annoying enough for you yet?

The following tale is one that happened a few years ago and sadly there is no guarantee that it will never happen again.

Truthfully I cannot remember the exactly how this particular event took place only that it happened.  I work in a hospital no I am not a nurse nor do I want to be one. I hate blood and needles can you say wus.  LOL

Well because it is a 24/7 operation I can only pray that this particular event took place after several days of long shifts or maybe I was going to be late. (who knows really?)sAlas I headed out to work in a terrible hurry was walking down the hall and thought to myself what is wrong with my shoes?  I concluded that one of the heels must be breaking down because they felt so odd.  So there I am working away happy as a clam and I go to take a potty break and I look down at my feet.  I noticed that the toes of my shoes although both were black were shaped differently. Hmmm...how very odd I thought too my self.  I slipped off the alleged shoes and discovered to my complete disbelief that I had left the house with two different shoes. 

Ok I know what you are thinking this kind of thing happens to people all the time.  Several  people have had this happen to them.  What is so special, funny or unique about this situation.  Well not only did I have two completely different black shoes but they were both the right foot.  So go figure I have two right feet and did not know it because although the shoes felt strange I went 6 out of an 8 hour shift wearing them.  Sigh

Rambling About ME

Hello Blogging World,
I am funny or so I have been told, often with out even realizing it.  Sometimes this leaves me so completely baffled because it is usually when I am most serious that the world finds me the funniest.  When I am embarrassed or traumatized I use this humor to aid my recovery.  I was encouraged to start this blog by my BFF that by the way absolutely hates the word BLOG.  You know how it is when there is a certain word that just disgusts you when you here it said.  To accomplish me doing this she has even agreed to follow it.

So, I invite you to follow my blog it is a place to let yourself go,relax and laugh. With no serious political statements or heavy life drama. 

Welcome to Rachel's Rambling's hope you come by often.